Saturday, November 18, 2017

2018 CALENDAR REMIX order yours today!!!!

Hello friends, time lords, calendar fam:v\
we've got some good news and some bad news.....

Bad news first, kay? Suzanne & Biz won't be reuniting in the physical space/time this year to create next year's calendar. Time is too short and the distance between Maine and Oregon too long. (sad face) (here's a tissue) (sorry)


BUT NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS!!! 
We've BEEN CREATING THE CALENDAR FOR 1,000,000 years!!!!!///??** we've created cardboard infrastructure to animate nearly a trillion*** or so scenes of absurdity and hysteria.

ANNNNND we have like a bunch of super creative friends.
SOOOOOoooooooooo.....

this year we came up with the idea for A GREATEST HITS CALENDAR REMIX MASH_UP. And we've asked a bunch of guest artists of all persuasions to reinterpret classic calendar scenes for your amusement and time management.

SOMETHING NEW! sure to surprise and delight you. SOMETHING OLD!remembering the mystery of the passage of time. and the weird times we wore panty hose on our heads.

so don't wait!!! order your 2018 calendar today!!!!
CLICK ON THE LINKS BLOW to be taken to PAYPal to order from the following options


STANDARD CALENDAR; no bells or whistles, $15


click on the INTREPID POLAR EXPLORERs below to go to PAYPAL and order your plain jane 2018 CALENDAR remix for only $15
full color!
front back and sides!
timeless for less than 4 cents a day

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OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD CHOSE TO have the whole world SING WITH YOU?
on your birthday that is!!!

YOUR BIRTHDAY PUBLISHED ON THE CALENDAR  $25
(best value) 
$25 to have your birthday published on the 2018 calendar
click upon the orange julius scare eye escalator GIF to order your BIRTHDAY version of the 2018 calendar remix     
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FINALLY!!! the BIGGEST MOST EXTREME CALENDAR OPTION!

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS ANCIENT ARTIFACT
you can order
1 calendar
WITH your BIRTHDAY
AND an ancient artifact of vanished alien calendar cultures****
RARE,
ULTRA RARE
click below, $50, punks  

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what a wonderful time to ponder the past as we move into the FUTURE. in collaboration, off leash, amongst the star.


as always, love ya lots
BIS AND ZOO


**or maybe 13? or 13,000,000? who can even keep track anymore?
***no, not exaggerating
****for entertainment purposes only

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