we've got some good news and some bad news.....
Bad
news first, kay? Suzanne & Biz won't be reuniting in the physical
space/time this year to create next year's calendar. Time is too short
and the distance between Maine and Oregon too long. (sad face) (here's a
tissue) (sorry)
BUT
NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS!!!
We've BEEN CREATING THE CALENDAR FOR 1,000,000 years!!!!!///??** we've created cardboard infrastructure to animate nearly a trillion*** or so scenes of absurdity and hysteria.
We've BEEN CREATING THE CALENDAR FOR 1,000,000 years!!!!!///??** we've created cardboard infrastructure to animate nearly a trillion*** or so scenes of absurdity and hysteria.
ANNNNND we have like a bunch of super creative friends.
SOOOOOoooooooooo.....
SOOOOOoooooooooo.....
this year we came up with the idea for A
GREATEST HITS CALENDAR REMIX MASH_UP. And we've asked a bunch of guest artists of all persuasions to reinterpret classic calendar scenes for your amusement and time management.
SOMETHING NEW! sure to surprise and delight you. SOMETHING OLD!remembering the mystery of the passage of time. and the weird times we wore panty hose on our heads.
so don't wait!!! order your 2018 calendar today!!!!
CLICK ON THE LINKS BLOW to be taken to PAYPal to order from the following options
STANDARD CALENDAR; no bells or whistles, $15
OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD CHOSE TO have the whole world SING WITH YOU?
on your birthday that is!!!
YOUR BIRTHDAY PUBLISHED ON THE CALENDAR $25
(best value)
$25 to have your birthday published on the 2018 calendar
click upon the orange julius scare eye escalator GIF to order your BIRTHDAY version of the 2018 calendar remix
click here | | | | | | | | | |
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FINALLY!!! the BIGGEST MOST EXTREME CALENDAR OPTION!
CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS ANCIENT ARTIFACT
you can order
1 calendar
WITH your BIRTHDAY
AND an ancient artifact of vanished alien calendar cultures****
RARE,
ULTRA RARE
click below, $50, punks
click here | | | | | | | | | |
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**or maybe 13? or 13,000,000? who can even keep track anymore?
***no, not exaggerating
****for entertainment purposes only
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