Sunday, November 22, 2020

2021 - hermits, loners, exiles (& friends)

 o hi

hello


ITS CALENDAR TIME!!!!!!

we cannot be together in space this year BUT

3000 miles won't keep us from continuing the world's longest collaborative cardboard-based calendar project.

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let's cut to the chase:

here's the place to order your calendar!

(you know the drill)

BUT IN ADDITION THIS YEAR every calendar ordered before 12/13 gets an invitation to 


A VERY FUN* ZOOM COSTUME PARTY 

on Saturday December 13 at 7:30pm EASTERN, 4:30pm PACIFIC

which will result in a screenshot featured in next year's calendar!


THAT"S RIGHT _ IF YOU ORDER A 2021 CALENDAR THIS YEAR YOU CAN BE IN 2021 CALENDAR!!!!


*100% guaranteed fun, dude 


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KLICK ON THE PICKS below to be sent to PayPal to buy your calendar

(if you're good at PayPal and know how to send me money cut out the middle man and send it to dearbiz@yahoo.com - $15 for plain calendar, $25 for b-day calendar, $35 for b-day plus cardboard artifact)

~plain Jane calendar~ 

just a calendar (and a party invite!!!)

$15 - click on the TWEETIEBIRD hermit crab shells

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click on the dazzling array of hermit shell crabs to purchase
CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS PARTY INVITE!!!!
$25 - GREAT DEAL!!

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LAST, but not least (most, actually...)

click on the hermit crab party cage for 

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS PARTY INVITE PLUS CARBOARD MEMEnTO

$35
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thank you for your support, wherever you are.
we couldn't wouldn't do it without you!!!!
xox
biz and suzanne
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