Sunday, December 4, 2016

2017 CALENDAR _ a primordial OOOZE: get it!

FROM THE SWIRLING DARK CHAOS CAME'
the 2017 Calendar
MADE IN MAINE _ going WORLDWIDE
we've re-enacted the creation of everything over and over again, keeping the cardboard wheels of fortune rolling
SEE IT IN MOTION>>>>>>

CLICK ON THE CREATION FROM THE VACUUM (to be taken to paypal to buy a) NO HOLDS BARRED standard classic 2017 calendar for $15! which in my opinion is an excellent price.
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LET GO ALL THE SNAKES FOR A BIG BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!!
click below to have your birthday added to the calendar for $25 only! (be sure to submit your birthdate and preferred name in the 'comments to seller' section of paypal)
YOU WILL NEVER REGRET CLICKING ON THE MAN RELEASING THE SNAKES




WEIGH IN ON THE XUNIVERSAL PUZZLE ___ WHICH CAME FIRST___ BELOW!!
click on the spiralling chicken n egg to purchase
A 2017 CALENDAR
WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY
AND a CARBOARD MEMENTO!!!
(for only $35 whatta steal for infinity!)


finally:
for $50?
A 2017 CALENDAR
with your own personal BIRTHDAY
and CARDBOARD MEMENTO
plus we'll remind you once a month to change your calendar!
THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE
just click on the primordial soup, can.




THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOYAL SUPPORT OF THE CALENDAR PROJECT
LUV YA< MEAN IT!


(clicking on the animated gifs above will take you to paypal)(if you prefer not to use paypal e mail me at dearbiz@yahoo.com and we can make alternative arrangements!)