Sunday, November 17, 2013

WHY WE'RE NOT USING KICKSTARTER THIS YEAR & HOW YOU CAN HELP US CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1207122120/2013-calendar-the-re-emergence-of-the-feminine-div 

Last year, we raised $673 dallahs on kickstarter thanks to your generous support! YES!!!!

This allowed us to print the most calendars ever in history - one hundred! YES!
mwah! thanks kickstarter!
but....
we've decided to cut out the middle madman.
Kickstarter has charges and fees based on how much money a project raises - about 10% (We paid out about $60 to them last year)
With that kind of cash we could have printed and mailed about 10 more calendars to needy calendar lovers.

Your money is worth more to us than that.

So we made this web site of our very own and we hope you'll help us raise all the money we need to print and mail AT LEAST 110 calendars in 2014!!!

Saturday, November 16, 2013

HOW TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE CALENDAR!

 For $15.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar, including every day of the year in rustic circle fashion you have come to expect!!!!!!!!!click on this very button!Make sure to enter your mailing address where you would like us to send the calendar!


For $25.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar with your name emblazoned on your birthday. (This is proven to provide more presents)!!!!!! 
(sorry, check back again next year to get your birthday on the calendar...)


 For $35.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar + your name emblazoned on your birthday (in bright colors) + a cardboard memento handcrafted from fine Made in the USA (we hope) cardboard!!!!!!!!
(the deadline for this option has passed, but there's always next year...)

 For $50.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar + your name emblazoned on your birthday (in bright colors) + a cardboard memento handcrafted from fine Made in the USA (we hope) cardboard  +  monthly text or e mail reminders to turn your calendar page!!! 

(save up your pennies....we'll be offering this option again for 2015)