here goes nothin'

just sent the 2014 calendar to the printers. gee wizz we hope you like it. you deserve the best calendar ever.
still taking last minute orders here..

One week left to order your calendar!!!!!

Hey time travellers - 2014 will be here before you know it! & we are lovingly preparing a calendar for all your time-tracking needs. Be sure to pre-order your calendar by December 26th to help us pay the printer! and postage costs! in the meantime please enjoy THE MANY FACES OF YEARS PAST:

Can you name the hidden celebrities?

nuns having fun extreme outtakes!!!!!!

And a thank you very much to josh, jerry stone and keith and suzanne!

calendar 2014

THANKYATHANKYATHANKYA

We're busy painting cardboard brown, but we'd like to take a break to say a big thank you to the super supporters who've already donated to the 2014 calendar project. Thanks to the following visionary spenders we've already raised a little over half of the money we need to print & send this thang! You know who you are -
Talcott, Brad, Sam, Mandy, Mary, the Dukes, Chadwick D. Ferguson, Ciele, Frances, Trulee, Dad, and Natalie and Steve! 

You are all such forward thinking geniuses! Securing your own copy of the 2014 calendar before even learning of the theme which we will now reveal.....


GODDESSES GONE WILD!!!!!!!!!!

We will present you with thrilling worldwide representations of the feminine in divine form! The creatrix - the detruxtrix the rebirthtrix in a matrix of matrixarxix!!!! full color!

Stay tuned for some never-before-released footage from America's new favorite tv show "Nuns having FUN!" 
And if you haven't yet ordered your calendar do not delay! only 3 weeks left in this year!!!
CLICK HERE TO GET YOURS NOW
p.s. 2013 calendar fans don't forget to send your postcards!

inspirational video

BUY YOUR CALENDAR NOW! 

xoxox

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO!

WHY WE'RE NOT USING KICKSTARTER THIS YEAR & HOW YOU CAN HELP US CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN

 

Last year, we raised $673 dallahs on kickstarter thanks to your generous support! YES!!!!

This allowed us to print the most calendars ever in history - one hundred! YES!

mwah! thanks kickstarter!

but....

we've decided to cut out the middle madman.

Kickstarter has charges and fees based on how much money a project raises - about 10% (We paid out about $60 to them last year)

With that kind of cash we could have printed and mailed about 10 more calendars to needy calendar lovers.

Your money is worth more to us than that.

So we made this web site of our very own and we hope you'll help us raise all the money we need to print and mail AT LEAST 110 calendars in 2014!!!

HOW TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE CALENDAR!

 For $15.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar, including every day of the year in rustic circle fashion you have come to expect!!!!!!!!!click on this very button!Make sure to enter your mailing address where you would like us to send the calendar!

For $25.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar with your name emblazoned on your birthday. (This is proven to provide more presents)!!!!!! 
(sorry, check back again next year to get your birthday on the calendar...)


 For $35.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar + your name emblazoned on your birthday (in bright colors) + a cardboard memento handcrafted from fine Made in the USA (we hope) cardboard!!!!!!!!
(the deadline for this option has passed, but there's always next year...)

 For $50.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar + your name emblazoned on your birthday (in bright colors) + a cardboard memento handcrafted from fine Made in the USA (we hope) cardboard  +  monthly text or e mail reminders to turn your calendar page!!! 

(save up your pennies....we'll be offering this option again for 2015)