*~* 2022 *~* - EARTHLY gaRDen of HEAVENLy DElighTS

sit back, relax, leave the worries of our troubled times behind you and

and imagine a PERFECT WORLD

⏳⏳⏳⏳take your time⏳⏳⏳⏳

🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊doesn't that feel good?🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

(your know what else feels good?.......)

IT's CALENDAR TIME AGAIN!!!!

and believe it or not 

WE ARE MAKING THE CALENDAR TOGETHER IN REAL LIFE THIS YEAR!!!!

*****SO ORDER TODAY!!!****

ALSO, BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND.....

because it was so much fun last year....

every calendar ordered before 12/18 gets an invitation to 

A VERY FUN* ZOOM COSTUME PARTY 

on Saturday December 18 at 7:30pm EASTERN, 4:30pm PACIFIC

*200% guaranteed fun  

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click on the pictures below to be sent to PayPal to buy your calendar

(if you're good at PayPal and know how to send me money cut out the middle man and send it to dearbiz@yahoo.com - $15 for plain calendar, $25 for b-day calendar, $35 for b-day plus cardboard artifact)or venmo @Elizabeth-Miller-40

CLICK ON THE geodesic vision in the making to order:

~plain Jane calendar~ 

just a calendar (and a party invite!!!)$15 

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click on the dome sweet dome for

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS PARTY INVITE!!!!

$25 - GREAT DEAL!!

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LAST, but not least (most, actually...)

click on the happy Bucky

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS PARTY INVITE PLUS CARBOARD MEMEnTO

$35

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thank you for your support, wherever you are.
we couldn't wouldn't do it without you!!!!

xox

biz and suzanne

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2021 - hermits, loners, exiles (& friends)

 o hi

hello

ITS CALENDAR TIME!!!!!!

we cannot be together in space this year BUT

3000 miles won't keep us from continuing the world's longest collaborative cardboard-based calendar project.

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let's cut to the chase:

here's the place to order your calendar!

(you know the drill)

BUT IN ADDITION THIS YEAR every calendar ordered before 12/13 gets an invitation to 

A VERY FUN* ZOOM COSTUME PARTY 

on Saturday December 13 at 7:30pm EASTERN, 4:30pm PACIFIC

which will result in a screenshot featured in next year's calendar!

THAT"S RIGHT _ IF YOU ORDER A 2021 CALENDAR THIS YEAR YOU CAN BE IN 2021 CALENDAR!!!!

*100% guaranteed fun, dude 

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KLICK ON THE PICKS below to be sent to PayPal to buy your calendar

(if you're good at PayPal and know how to send me money cut out the middle man and send it to dearbiz@yahoo.com - $15 for plain calendar, $25 for b-day calendar, $35 for b-day plus cardboard artifact)

~plain Jane calendar~ 

just a calendar (and a party invite!!!)

$15 - click on the TWEETIEBIRD hermit crab shells

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click on the dazzling array of hermit shell crabs to purchase

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS PARTY INVITE!!!!

$25 - GREAT DEAL!!

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LAST, but not least (most, actually...)

click on the hermit crab party cage for 

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS PARTY INVITE PLUS CARBOARD MEMEnTO

$35

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thank you for your support, wherever you are.
we couldn't wouldn't do it without you!!!!

xox

biz and suzanne

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2020 calendar - - - ORDER HER HERE

 TIME LORDS !
*flower fairies*
!earthbabies!
sun worshippers
*rainbow daddies*
(ETC)

it's that time again! ! !
TIME TO MAKE A POSITIVE CHANGE FOR THE FUTURE AND

ORDER YOUR 2020 CALENDAR!!!!
FOLKS WE've BEEN AT IT FOR 15 YEARS YOU'd THIS WE'd KNoW WHAT WE ARE DOING BY NOW !!

this year's theme?

~~following up on 2019's signs of the zodiac astrology theme we present a~~


********space rainbow*******

in which we illustrate the planetary archetypes in their
corresponding colors of the RAINBOW


fully illustrated in full color photoshopped cardboard by BIZ and SUZANNE

 ~~~~ ORDER HERE NOW!~~~

click on the tree covered in shoes to order a plain old calendar for $15 

BUT WAIT ! WOULDN'T YOU RATHER...
click on the 4 leaf clover skull tattoo below to have
YOUR PERSONALIZED BIRTHDAY
printed on every calendar in 2020???
(yes, you would. you deserve this. and so much more. we love you!!)

only $25!!!! if you act now!!!

CLICK down HERE ||||
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DON'T FORGET!!
calendar supporters from around the world have the option to order...


2020 calendar 
PLUS
birthday on every calendar 
PLUS
one of a kind cardboard memento mailed to you!
$35 yes only $35
can you believe it!?! you could be the owner of an original relic!
CLICK down HERE ||||
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on the cotton plant growing on the mmoonn

ORDER NOW NOW NOW!!
(if you wish for a birthday calendar please order by 12/12/19)

ENJOY LATER LATER FOREVER!

thank you time lords 
we couldn't WOULDN'T
do it without you
 xoxoxoxo

biz and suzanne

2019 CALENDAR ~~~ "THE VULGAR MONTHS" - 12 signs of the ZODIAC !!!!

HAY what's your sign BABY???

- 2019 - 

all the signs of the zodiac, rendered in cardboard and photoshop, delineated in traditional circular date bubbles

AKA 

the first all original by the originators biz&suzanne calendar since 2017***!!!!

(***woah, but did you even SEE the calendar last year??? some really beautiful wacky weird perfect remixes by our talented friends!)

IT's true in 2017 we didn't bridge the space time rift between OR and ME but....

IN 2018 we DID IT TWICE!!!

the raw materials at the Belfast transfer station pre zodiacal alchemy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO CELEBRATE we've made the theme of this year's calendar

THE ENTIRE ZODIAC!!!!! 

GET your copy today.

you will love it ~~~ it's in the STARS!

COMES in THREE SIZES:

REGULAR

just the calendar babe, delivered to you.

one copy $15

CLICK ON THIS SPACE HAND OF DESITINY to go to PayPal to order a plain calendar for $15

or....you may select
LARGER//DELUXER
option:

YOUR BIRTHDAY INSCRIBED UPON THE 2019 CALENDAR
AND
>>special for this year!<<
if you provide us with your birthdate, time and place
we will hip you to your ASTROLOGICAL
SUN SIGN ** MOON SIGN **AND RISING SIGN!
(if you already know this info - of course you do!- it's still really your time to shine upon your birthday for all to see!)
ONLY $25
cheap!
click on the pretty ladies of astrology below

FINALLY the OPTION YOU've been waiting for:

2019 calendar

*with your birthday!*

&

sun sign*moon sign*rising sign

AND

a one-of a kind ultra rare

astrological ARTIFACT

made of painted cardboard
$35
just click on the butterfly hand of your 
DESTINY

~~~~~~so excited to be BACK!~~~~

see ya soon

LOVE 

biz n zoo

2018 CALENDAR REMIX order yours today!!!!

Hello friends, time lords, calendar fam:v\

we've got some good news and some bad news.....

Bad news first, kay? Suzanne & Biz won't be reuniting in the physical space/time this year to create next year's calendar. Time is too short and the distance between Maine and Oregon too long. (sad face) (here's a tissue) (sorry)

BUT NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS!!! 
We've BEEN CREATING THE CALENDAR FOR 1,000,000 years!!!!!///??** we've created cardboard infrastructure to animate nearly a trillion*** or so scenes of absurdity and hysteria.

ANNNNND we have like a bunch of super creative friends.
SOOOOOoooooooooo.....

this year we came up with the idea for A GREATEST HITS CALENDAR REMIX MASH_UP. And we've asked a bunch of guest artists of all persuasions to reinterpret classic calendar scenes for your amusement and time management.

SOMETHING NEW! sure to surprise and delight you. SOMETHING OLD!remembering the mystery of the passage of time. and the weird times we wore panty hose on our heads.

so don't wait!!! order your 2018 calendar today!!!!

CLICK ON THE LINKS BLOW to be taken to PAYPal to order from the following options

STANDARD CALENDAR; no bells or whistles, $15

click on the INTREPID POLAR EXPLORERs below to go to PAYPAL and order your plain jane 2018 CALENDAR remix for only $15
full color!
front back and sides!
timeless for less than 4 cents a day

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OR PERHAPS YOU WOULD CHOSE TO have the whole world SING WITH YOU?
on your birthday that is!!!

YOUR BIRTHDAY PUBLISHED ON THE CALENDAR  $25
(best value) 
$25 to have your birthday published on the 2018 calendar
click upon the orange julius scare eye escalator GIF to order your BIRTHDAY version of the 2018 calendar remix     
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FINALLY!!! the BIGGEST MOST EXTREME CALENDAR OPTION!

CALENDAR PLUS BIRTHDAY PLUS ANCIENT ARTIFACT
you can order
1 calendar
WITH your BIRTHDAY
AND an ancient artifact of vanished alien calendar cultures****
RARE,
ULTRA RARE
click below, $50, punks  

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what a wonderful time to ponder the past as we move into the FUTURE. in collaboration, off leash, amongst the star.


as always, love ya lots
BIS AND ZOO

**or maybe 13? or 13,000,000? who can even keep track anymore?
***no, not exaggerating
****for entertainment purposes only

2017 CALENDAR _ a primordial OOOZE: get it!

FROM THE SWIRLING DARK CHAOS CAME'
the 2017 Calendar
MADE IN MAINE _ going WORLDWIDE
we've re-enacted the creation of everything over and over again, keeping the cardboard wheels of fortune rolling
SEE IT IN MOTION>>>>>>

CLICK ON THE CREATION FROM THE VACUUM (to be taken to paypal to buy a) NO HOLDS BARRED standard classic 2017 calendar for $15! which in my opinion is an excellent price.
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LET GO ALL THE SNAKES FOR A BIG BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION!!!!
click below to have your birthday added to the calendar for $25 only! (be sure to submit your birthdate and preferred name in the 'comments to seller' section of paypal)
YOU WILL NEVER REGRET CLICKING ON THE MAN RELEASING THE SNAKES

WEIGH IN ON THE XUNIVERSAL PUZZLE ___ WHICH CAME FIRST___ BELOW!!
click on the spiralling chicken n egg to purchase
A 2017 CALENDAR
WITH YOUR BIRTHDAY
AND a CARBOARD MEMENTO!!!
(for only $35 whatta steal for infinity!)

finally:
for $50?
A 2017 CALENDAR
with your own personal BIRTHDAY
and CARDBOARD MEMENTO
plus we'll remind you once a month to change your calendar!
THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE
just click on the primordial soup, can.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOYAL SUPPORT OF THE CALENDAR PROJECT
LUV YA< MEAN IT!


(clicking on the animated gifs above will take you to paypal)(if you prefer not to use paypal e mail me at dearbiz@yahoo.com and we can make alternative arrangements!)

ORDER YOUR 2016 CALENDAR TODAY for ALL OF YOUR TOMORROWS

i can hardly believe it, it's that time again!

CLICK ON THE ORANGE JULIUS TO ORDER YOUR 2016 calendar -no frills attached-for $15

CLICK ON THE CATS LICKING A BIRTHDAY CAKE for a 2016 calendar
PLUS your name on your birthday for $25 - best value! you won't regret it!
go ahead splurge!  you deserve it!







CLICK ON THE ALIENS RUNNING AWAY FROM A SHOPPING CART
to get your 2016 calendar
PLUS your name on your birthday
PLUS a one of a kind cardboard memento used in the creation of the 2016 calendar
you can't put a price on beauty! and this option will only cost you $35!!!

CLICK ON THE DANCING PIZZA & CHICKEN DRUMSTICK to order your
2016 calendar 
PLUS your name on your birthday 
PLUS a one-of-a-kind cardboard memento 
PLUS monthly reminders to change your calendar pages!!!! 
for the low low price of $50 USD!
XOXXOXO

(clicking on the pictures will take you to paypal!)