HOW TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE CALENDAR!

 For $15.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar, including every day of the year in rustic circle fashion you have come to expect!!!!!!!!!click on this very button!Make sure to enter your mailing address where you would like us to send the calendar!

For $25.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar with your name emblazoned on your birthday. (This is proven to provide more presents)!!!!!! 
(sorry, check back again next year to get your birthday on the calendar...)


 For $35.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar + your name emblazoned on your birthday (in bright colors) + a cardboard memento handcrafted from fine Made in the USA (we hope) cardboard!!!!!!!!
(the deadline for this option has passed, but there's always next year...)

 For $50.00, you receive your very own 2014 Calendar + your name emblazoned on your birthday (in bright colors) + a cardboard memento handcrafted from fine Made in the USA (we hope) cardboard  +  monthly text or e mail reminders to turn your calendar page!!! 

(save up your pennies....we'll be offering this option again for 2015)